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Muncie, IN - A seemingly trivial dispute over an outdated home decor trend turned tragic last night in the Indiana city of Muncie, resulting in the brutal murder of a local man by his wife. According to police reports, officers responded to a domestic disturbance call at the residence of James and Linda Roberts in … Continue reading Wife Arrested After Pillow Fight Turns Deadly
Berlin - In a controversial move that has sparked outrage across the United States, German amusement ride manufacturer Gröningen Rides announced today that it is suspending all sales and installations of its popular spinning ride "The Rotor" to American amusement parks and carnival operators. The company cited concerns that the average weight of American adults, … Continue reading Amusement Park Ride Manufacturer Halts U.S. Sales, Citing Obesity Concerns
Bangkok, Thailand - A group of mime artists performing a silent protest against Thailand's controversial monarch found themselves speechless after being arrested by authorities on Sunday. The group, calling themselves "Mimes Without Borders," staged a demonstration in downtown Bangkok by silently pantomiming actions criticizing King Vajiralongkorn over his lavish spending, strengthening control over the country, … Continue reading Mime Protesters Arrested in Thailand
Delaware, OH - The childhood home of the 19th U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes is slated for demolition to make way for a new marijuana dispensary, despite protests from local historians and preservationists. The two-story brick home on William Street in Delaware, Ohio is where Hayes was born on October 4th,1822. He lived in the … Continue reading President Hayes’ Birthplace to be Demolished for Marijuana Dispensary
Birmingham, Alabama - A maintenance worker at the New Life Fertility Clinic is facing charges of involuntary manslaughter after accidentally unplugging a cryogenic freezer containing embryos. The incident occurred just days after the Alabama Supreme Court issued a landmark ruling declaring embryos as children, raising legal and ethical questions surrounding reproductive rights and the future … Continue reading Alabama Maintenance Worker Charged with Manslaughter After Unplugging Embryo Freezer
Gen Z influencers are yet again causing controversy by shedding light on a topic often considered too personal for public discourse – their Bristol stool results. What began as a seemingly mundane health discussion has evolved into a viral sensation, prompting experts to applaud the newfound openness around digestive well-being. Originally developed in 1997 by … Continue reading Gen Z is Talking Sh!t
Yokohama, Japan - Seeking to uphold rigorous water safety standards for its 2-million-gallon aquatic playground, Seikai Water Resort recently integrated a new product called AquaGuard into its water filtration systems that changes color in the presence of urine. Park administrators state that the chemical will help maintenance workers quickly respond to water contamination and greatly … Continue reading Innovation Meets Water Safety at Japanese Waterpark
Eugene, OR - A local veterinarian is facing backlash and potential discipline after agreeing to implant a microchip in a baby at the parents' request. Dr. Patricia Morris of Morris Veterinary Clinic found herself in hot water this week after news spread that she had inserted a grain-sized, identity-linked microchip beneath the skin of local … Continue reading Veterinarian Under Fire for Microchipping Baby
Burbank, CA - A shakeup behind the scenes of the popular children's show "Bleppo's World" has led to some confusion among the program's young viewers. Bleppo, a live-action character who teaches lessons about friendship, first appeared on screens in 2018 and has since become a fixture for preschool-aged children. However, in recent episodes, observant kids … Continue reading New Bleppo Actor Confuses Young Viewers
Schroon Lake, NY - An intriguing sighting of what some believe could be a sea serpent has residents of the small village of Schroon Lake buzzing. Early yesterday morning, local fisherman James Dover claims to have witnessed a large, serpent-like creature swimming in the waters of the nearly 9-mile long Schroon Lake. The glacially formed … Continue reading Sea Serpent Spotted in Upstate New York Lake
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