New Delhi, India - The government of India announced this week that it will begin inscribing the phrase “In Gods We Trust” on all newly minted coins and banknotes. The symbolic change is meant to reflect the nation’s religious traditions, but it is already igniting fierce debate among minority communities. Prime Minister Rakesh Malhotra unveiled … Continue reading India’s Currency Redesign: Cultural Symbolism or Controversy?
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Pharmacist Dosed Husband With Hormones to Avoid Sex
Louisville, KY - A suburban pharmacist employed by the drugstore chain Revco was arrested this week after investigators say she spent more than a year stealing prescription hormones from her workplace and secretly slipping them into her husband’s food to avoid his romantic advances. Police identified the suspect as 39-year-old Laura Kessler, a licensed pharmacist … Continue reading Pharmacist Dosed Husband With Hormones to Avoid Sex
Lego’s Surprising New Market
Lancaster County, PA - In barns and living rooms tucked behind cornfields, a quiet pastime is taking hold among Amish families. Neatly stacked bins of Lego bricks, the colorful Danish toy that has charmed children worldwide since the 1950s, have become a fixture in many households that otherwise avoid modern entertainment. For a community known … Continue reading Lego’s Surprising New Market
Are You Ready for “Realform Romance” Novels?
New York - In an industry long dominated by chiseled abs, flowing gowns, and airbrushed perfection, a new kind of romance novel is beginning to turn heads and change hearts. Publishers and readers alike are embracing stories that feature protagonists who look a lot more like the people buying the books: characters with soft bellies, … Continue reading Are You Ready for “Realform Romance” Novels?
From Pizza Parlor to Garage: Getting the Band Back Together
Orlando, FL - The faint whir of motors, the squeak of aging servos, and the tinny chords of a long-forgotten soundtrack filled David Mullins’ garage last Friday night. For a dozen neighbors perched on folding chairs, it was an unexpected trip back in time. Mullins, a 42-year-old machinist with a knack for tinkering, has done … Continue reading From Pizza Parlor to Garage: Getting the Band Back Together
Slow-Speed Pursuit Peddles Through Mackinac Island
Mackinac Island, MI - A pair of elderly tourists riding a tandem bicycle led a Mackinac Island police officer on a slow-moving pursuit Saturday afternoon after failing to yield to a horse-drawn carriage on the city’s main street, authorities said. The incident began shortly after 2 p.m. when Harold and Edith Lang, both in their … Continue reading Slow-Speed Pursuit Peddles Through Mackinac Island
Board Games Behind Bars: Exploring Project Gridlock
Springfield, IL - In a bold and unconventional move, board game publisher Tactile Fox Games has partnered with the Illinois Department of Corrections to enlist prison inmates as beta testers for their upcoming tabletop board game releases. The program, quietly launched six months ago at the Lincoln County Correctional Facility, has already drawn attention for … Continue reading Board Games Behind Bars: Exploring Project Gridlock
Man Sees Faces as Celebrities: The Mystery of Celebagnosia
Minneapolis, MN – A Minnesota man is baffling neurologists and psychologists alike after being diagnosed with a previously undocumented condition that causes him to see every human face as that of a different celebrity — from Oprah Winfrey to Keanu Reeves, regardless of the person’s actual appearance. Mark Galloway, 43, first noticed the issue shortly … Continue reading Man Sees Faces as Celebrities: The Mystery of Celebagnosia
Disgraced Music Mogul Claims Unusual Defense
New York - Federal prosecutors in Manhattan have filed sweeping racketeering charges against Zachary "Z-King" Montclair, a prominent figure in the music industry, alleging the defendant operated a criminal enterprise involving sex trafficking and coercion. The indictment, unsealed Tuesday in the Southern District of New York, accuses Montclair of using his business empire to facilitate … Continue reading Disgraced Music Mogul Claims Unusual Defense
Rescued Hiker Facing Federal Charges for Endangering Aircraft
Boulder, CO - A weekend rescue operation in the Rocky Mountains that initially appeared to be a tale of survival and ingenuity has taken an unexpected turn after the hiker at the center of the incident was charged with a federal crime. Thirty-two-year-old Evan Richter of Denver was reported missing last Thursday after failing to … Continue reading Rescued Hiker Facing Federal Charges for Endangering Aircraft









