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Louisville, KY - A suburban pharmacist employed by the drugstore chain Revco was arrested this week after investigators say she spent more than a year stealing prescription hormones from her workplace and secretly slipping them into her husband’s food to avoid his romantic advances. Police identified the suspect as 39-year-old Laura Kessler, a licensed pharmacist … Continue reading Pharmacist Dosed Husband With Hormones to Avoid Sex
Lancaster County, PA - In barns and living rooms tucked behind cornfields, a quiet pastime is taking hold among Amish families. Neatly stacked bins of Lego bricks, the colorful Danish toy that has charmed children worldwide since the 1950s, have become a fixture in many households that otherwise avoid modern entertainment. For a community known … Continue reading Lego’s Surprising New Market
New York - In an industry long dominated by chiseled abs, flowing gowns, and airbrushed perfection, a new kind of romance novel is beginning to turn heads and change hearts. Publishers and readers alike are embracing stories that feature protagonists who look a lot more like the people buying the books: characters with soft bellies, … Continue reading Are You Ready for “Realform Romance” Novels?
Orlando, FL - The faint whir of motors, the squeak of aging servos, and the tinny chords of a long-forgotten soundtrack filled David Mullins’ garage last Friday night. For a dozen neighbors perched on folding chairs, it was an unexpected trip back in time. Mullins, a 42-year-old machinist with a knack for tinkering, has done … Continue reading From Pizza Parlor to Garage: Getting the Band Back Together
Mackinac Island, MI - A pair of elderly tourists riding a tandem bicycle led a Mackinac Island police officer on a slow-moving pursuit Saturday afternoon after failing to yield to a horse-drawn carriage on the city’s main street, authorities said. The incident began shortly after 2 p.m. when Harold and Edith Lang, both in their … Continue reading Slow-Speed Pursuit Peddles Through Mackinac Island
UPDATE: LIFE IMITATES ART https://www-huffpost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/channel-4-artificial-intelligence-anchor-replace-job_n_68f7960de4b09d351b457f46/amp?amp_js_v=0.1&_gsa=1#webview=1 Denver - Viewers of KRVX Channel 12’s evening broadcast were surprised Tuesday night when the station’s new weather anchor appeared in front of the green screen. With a neatly parted sandy-brown haircut, warm hazel eyes, a neutral Midwestern accent, and a tailored slate-blue suit with a plain navy tie, the … Continue reading A.I. Weatherman Debuts on Colorado Airwaves
New York - In a subtle but strategic shift, clothing manufacturers are increasingly repositioning logos and emblems on polo shirts and other branded apparel, not for aesthetics, but for better visibility in the age of video conferencing. Data from the Apparel and Branding Institute (ABI) indicates that between 2020 and 2025, the average placement of … Continue reading Fashion Realignment: Have You Noticed Logo Drift?
San Francisco - A major West Coast mortgage lender is under federal investigation following accusations that it systematically denied both mortgage and refinance applications in historically LGBTQ+ neighborhoods throughout San Francisco. Internal records and whistleblower testimony suggest the company engaged in a covert form of redlining, a discriminatory practice long prohibited under federal law. Redlining … Continue reading California Mortgage Lender Accused of Anti-LGBTQ+ Practices
Boulder, CO - A weekend rescue operation in the Rocky Mountains that initially appeared to be a tale of survival and ingenuity has taken an unexpected turn after the hiker at the center of the incident was charged with a federal crime. Thirty-two-year-old Evan Richter of Denver was reported missing last Thursday after failing to … Continue reading Rescued Hiker Facing Federal Charges for Endangering Aircraft
Fayetteville, NC - A voter survey written in Spanish and sent to Hispanic households by Republican House Representative John Davis has caused confusion and controversy among voters in North Carolina's 9th District. The survey, entitled "Verde o Falso" has raised concerns about the candidate’s ability to represent Hispanic households. Representative Davis, endorsed by former president Donald … Continue reading Trump-Endorsed House Republican Confuses Hispanic Voters
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