Gen Z is Talking Sh!t

Gen Z influencers are yet again causing controversy by shedding light on a topic often considered too personal for public discourse – their Bristol stool results. What began as a seemingly mundane health discussion has evolved into a viral sensation, prompting experts to applaud the newfound openness around digestive well-being. Originally developed in 1997 by … Continue reading Gen Z is Talking Sh!t →

Innovation Meets Water Safety at Japanese Waterpark

Yokohama, Japan - Seeking to uphold rigorous water safety standards for its 2-million-gallon aquatic playground, Seikai Water Resort recently integrated a new product called AquaGuard into its water filtration systems that changes color in the presence of urine. Park administrators state that the chemical will help maintenance workers quickly respond to water contamination and greatly … Continue reading Innovation Meets Water Safety at Japanese Waterpark →

Veterinarian Under Fire for Microchipping Baby

Eugene, OR - A local veterinarian is facing backlash and potential discipline after agreeing to implant a microchip in a baby at the parents' request. Dr. Patricia Morris of Morris Veterinary Clinic found herself in hot water this week after news spread that she had inserted a grain-sized, identity-linked microchip beneath the skin of local … Continue reading Veterinarian Under Fire for Microchipping Baby →

Sea Serpent Spotted in Upstate New York Lake

Schroon Lake, NY - An intriguing sighting of what some believe could be a sea serpent has residents of the small village of Schroon Lake buzzing. Early yesterday morning, local fisherman James Dover claims to have witnessed a large, serpent-like creature swimming in the waters of the nearly 9-mile long Schroon Lake. The glacially formed … Continue reading Sea Serpent Spotted in Upstate New York Lake →

Contamination Sickens Dozens at Salsa Festival

Riverside, CA - A concerning outbreak of foodborne illness has struck dozens of attendees at the 53rd annual Riverside Salsa Festival, which took place last weekend from Friday, December 15th to Sunday, December 17th. Over 50 cases of E. coli poisoning have been reported so far, making this a worrying public health situation. Health inspectors … Continue reading Contamination Sickens Dozens at Salsa Festival →

Scientists Uncover ‘Violence Gene’ in Major Discovery

In a new discovery, scientists at Stanford University announced Thursday that they have identified a genetic mutation that predisposes people to extreme violence and aggression, similar to the fictional villain Serpentor from GI Joe. The alarming study, published in Science journal, examined DNA samples from over 500 inmates convicted of violent crimes including assault, rape, … Continue reading Scientists Uncover ‘Violence Gene’ in Major Discovery →

School District Sued After Science Experiment Exposes Adoption Secret

Boston, Massachusetts - The Boston school district is facing a lawsuit after a science class experiment revealed a family secret after a high school science teacher embarked on an educational journey to teach her students about genetics. The incident occurred at Boston Central High School, where Mrs. Karen Patterson, a dedicated and well-respected science teacher … Continue reading School District Sued After Science Experiment Exposes Adoption Secret →

Geneticists Create New Species of Glowing Trees that Combat Pollution

Copenhagen - In a new achievement that could revolutionize urban landscapes and combat the scourge of air pollution, a team of geneticists has successfully created a new species of maple trees that glow in the dark. This remarkable scientific feat holds the promise of not only beautifying cities but also purifying the air we breathe. … Continue reading Geneticists Create New Species of Glowing Trees that Combat Pollution →