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On the surface, the Continuum of the Ever-Rain appears almost comic. Members are required to play Toto’s 1982 hit “Africa” continuously, day and night. Pork is the only sanctioned meat. Wednesday is observed as the Sabbath. Climate change is dismissed as a hoax engineered by what followers call the Deep State Thermostat. But interviews with … Continue reading Inside the Ever-Rain Cult: Mysticism and Money
Irvine, CA - Kia, a brand long associated with practical compact cars and affordable crossovers, is now steering into a sector few automakers have ever attempted to enter: purpose built funeral hearses. The company has announced a new line of funeral coaches inspired by the upright styling of the Kia Soul, betting that the familiar … Continue reading Kia is Rolling into the Funeral Market
UPDATE: LIFE IMITATES ART https://www-huffpost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/channel-4-artificial-intelligence-anchor-replace-job_n_68f7960de4b09d351b457f46/amp?amp_js_v=0.1&_gsa=1#webview=1 Denver - Viewers of KRVX Channel 12’s evening broadcast were surprised Tuesday night when the station’s new weather anchor appeared in front of the green screen. With a neatly parted sandy-brown haircut, warm hazel eyes, a neutral Midwestern accent, and a tailored slate-blue suit with a plain navy tie, the … Continue reading A.I. Weatherman Debuts on Colorado Airwaves
Allentown, PA - In an unexpected turn of events, local hobbyist and amateur shrimp breeder Simon Aquila has exposed a potentially hazardous situation in the city's water supply. Aquila's keen observation of his aquarium shrimp led to the discovery of a dangerous chemical contamination that had gone unnoticed by city officials. Aquila, 42, who has … Continue reading Shrimp Breeder Uncovers Dangerous Chemical in Water Supply
Schroon Lake, NY - An intriguing sighting of what some believe could be a sea serpent has residents of the small village of Schroon Lake buzzing. Early yesterday morning, local fisherman James Dover claims to have witnessed a large, serpent-like creature swimming in the waters of the nearly 9-mile long Schroon Lake. The glacially formed … Continue reading Sea Serpent Spotted in Upstate New York Lake
Copenhagen - In a new achievement that could revolutionize urban landscapes and combat the scourge of air pollution, a team of geneticists has successfully created a new species of maple trees that glow in the dark. This remarkable scientific feat holds the promise of not only beautifying cities but also purifying the air we breathe. … Continue reading Geneticists Create New Species of Glowing Trees that Combat Pollution
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