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Orlando, FL - The faint whir of motors, the squeak of aging servos, and the tinny chords of a long-forgotten soundtrack filled David Mullins’ garage last Friday night. For a dozen neighbors perched on folding chairs, it was an unexpected trip back in time. Mullins, a 42-year-old machinist with a knack for tinkering, has done … Continue reading From Pizza Parlor to Garage: Getting the Band Back Together
Mackinac Island, MI - A pair of elderly tourists riding a tandem bicycle led a Mackinac Island police officer on a slow-moving pursuit Saturday afternoon after failing to yield to a horse-drawn carriage on the city’s main street, authorities said. The incident began shortly after 2 p.m. when Harold and Edith Lang, both in their … Continue reading Slow-Speed Pursuit Peddles Through Mackinac Island
UPDATE: LIFE IMITATES ART https://www-huffpost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/channel-4-artificial-intelligence-anchor-replace-job_n_68f7960de4b09d351b457f46/amp?amp_js_v=0.1&_gsa=1#webview=1 Denver - Viewers of KRVX Channel 12’s evening broadcast were surprised Tuesday night when the station’s new weather anchor appeared in front of the green screen. With a neatly parted sandy-brown haircut, warm hazel eyes, a neutral Midwestern accent, and a tailored slate-blue suit with a plain navy tie, the … Continue reading A.I. Weatherman Debuts on Colorado Airwaves
Springfield, IL - In a bold and unconventional move, board game publisher Tactile Fox Games has partnered with the Illinois Department of Corrections to enlist prison inmates as beta testers for their upcoming tabletop board game releases. The program, quietly launched six months ago at the Lincoln County Correctional Facility, has already drawn attention for … Continue reading Board Games Behind Bars: Exploring Project Gridlock
Ann Arbor, MI - A new game is sweeping playgrounds, classrooms, college dorms, and even office breakrooms one gill-flap at a time, and it doesn’t involve a ball, a board, or a screen. It only requires a sharp eye, quick reflexes, and a willingness to look a little silly in the name of amphibian-based fun. … Continue reading Join the Fun: The Axolotl Game Everyone is Talking About
Minneapolis, MN – A Minnesota man is baffling neurologists and psychologists alike after being diagnosed with a previously undocumented condition that causes him to see every human face as that of a different celebrity — from Oprah Winfrey to Keanu Reeves, regardless of the person’s actual appearance. Mark Galloway, 43, first noticed the issue shortly … Continue reading Man Sees Faces as Celebrities: The Mystery of Celebagnosia
New York - Federal prosecutors in Manhattan have filed sweeping racketeering charges against Zachary "Z-King" Montclair, a prominent figure in the music industry, alleging the defendant operated a criminal enterprise involving sex trafficking and coercion. The indictment, unsealed Tuesday in the Southern District of New York, accuses Montclair of using his business empire to facilitate … Continue reading Disgraced Music Mogul Claims Unusual Defense
Hollywood – Dreamlight Studios' latest animated feature "Sweet Emotions" has sparked nationwide controversy weeks before its release due to the inclusion of a character representing Lust among the personified emotions in the mind of 13-year-old protagonist Mia Thompson. The film, directed by Beth Wilson, follows Mia as she navigates middle school challenges with her emotions … Continue reading Controversy Erupts Over “Sweet Emotions” Children’s Film
Pittsburgh, PA — The Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium has announced plans to auction the preserved hide of its beloved Amur tiger, Zeus, who passed away last month after being humanely euthanized due to age-related illness and severe mobility issues. The announcement is part of a broader initiative to raise funds for sustainable breeding programs within … Continue reading Pittsburgh Zoo to Auction Amur Tiger Pelt
Evansville, IN - In a shocking development that has rocked a quiet suburban community, authorities have uncovered an elaborate illegal gambling operation centered around children's Pine Wood Derby races, a traditional Boy Scout competition where homemade wooden cars race down a track. According to police reports, a group of eight parents from Troop 317 allegedly … Continue reading Scout Parents Charged in Illegal Pine Wood Derby Gambling Ring
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