NYC Throws Parade for Programmer Who Finally Fixed Excel’s Copy and Paste

New York City - Confetti mixed with snow over Lower Manhattan on Tuesday as a ticker tape parade wound its way through the Canyon of Heroes celebrating a triumph few thought they would live to see. The honoree was Elena Kovács Ilyanova, a soft spoken computer programmer whose recent breakthrough finally fixed one of modern … Continue reading NYC Throws Parade for Programmer Who Finally Fixed Excel’s Copy and Paste →

Inside the Ever-Rain Cult: Mysticism and Money

On the surface, the Continuum of the Ever-Rain appears almost comic. Members are required to play Toto’s 1982 hit “Africa” continuously, day and night. Pork is the only sanctioned meat. Wednesday is observed as the Sabbath. Climate change is dismissed as a hoax engineered by what followers call the Deep State Thermostat. But interviews with … Continue reading Inside the Ever-Rain Cult: Mysticism and Money →

Kia is Rolling into the Funeral Market

Irvine, CA - Kia, a brand long associated with practical compact cars and affordable crossovers, is now steering into a sector few automakers have ever attempted to enter: purpose built funeral hearses. The company has announced a new line of funeral coaches inspired by the upright styling of the Kia Soul, betting that the familiar … Continue reading Kia is Rolling into the Funeral Market →

Critics Slam McDonald’s Holiday Nativity Card

Chicago, IL - McDonald’s has found itself at the center of a holiday controversy after releasing a Christmas card that reimagines the Nativity scene with its iconic mascots. The image shows Ronald McDonald as the baby Jesus lying in a manger made of golden fries, surrounded by a fast-food retinue of familiar faces. Grimace appears … Continue reading Critics Slam McDonald’s Holiday Nativity Card →

AI Party Planner Turns Bar Mitzvah Into Bizarre Fiasco

Scarsdale, NY - When the Goldberg family hired an event planner promising “AI-enhanced creativity” for their son Noah’s bar mitzvah, they imagined a modern touch to a sacred milestone, not a digital disaster that guests are still talking about weeks later. What they got instead was a cautionary tale in the dangers of trusting artificial … Continue reading AI Party Planner Turns Bar Mitzvah Into Bizarre Fiasco →

Lego’s Surprising New Market

Lancaster County, PA - In barns and living rooms tucked behind cornfields, a quiet pastime is taking hold among Amish families. Neatly stacked bins of Lego bricks, the colorful Danish toy that has charmed children worldwide since the 1950s, have become a fixture in many households that otherwise avoid modern entertainment. For a community known … Continue reading Lego’s Surprising New Market →

Are You Ready for “Realform Romance” Novels?

New York - In an industry long dominated by chiseled abs, flowing gowns, and airbrushed perfection, a new kind of romance novel is beginning to turn heads and change hearts. Publishers and readers alike are embracing stories that feature protagonists who look a lot more like the people buying the books: characters with soft bellies, … Continue reading Are You Ready for “Realform Romance” Novels? →

From Pizza Parlor to Garage: Getting the Band Back Together

Orlando, FL - The faint whir of motors, the squeak of aging servos, and the tinny chords of a long-forgotten soundtrack filled David Mullins’ garage last Friday night. For a dozen neighbors perched on folding chairs, it was an unexpected trip back in time. Mullins, a 42-year-old machinist with a knack for tinkering, has done … Continue reading From Pizza Parlor to Garage: Getting the Band Back Together →

Slow-Speed Pursuit Peddles Through Mackinac Island

Mackinac Island, MI - A pair of elderly tourists riding a tandem bicycle led a Mackinac Island police officer on a slow-moving pursuit Saturday afternoon after failing to yield to a horse-drawn carriage on the city’s main street, authorities said. The incident began shortly after 2 p.m. when Harold and Edith Lang, both in their … Continue reading Slow-Speed Pursuit Peddles Through Mackinac Island →