Amusement Park Ride Manufacturer Halts U.S. Sales, Citing Obesity Concerns

Berlin - In a controversial move that has sparked outrage across the United States, German amusement ride manufacturer Gröningen Rides announced today that it is suspending all sales and installations of its popular spinning ride "The Rotor" to American amusement parks and carnival operators. The company cited concerns that the average weight of American adults, … Continue reading Amusement Park Ride Manufacturer Halts U.S. Sales, Citing Obesity Concerns →

President Hayes’ Birthplace to be Demolished for Marijuana Dispensary

Delaware, OH - The childhood home of the 19th U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes is slated for demolition to make way for a new marijuana dispensary, despite protests from local historians and preservationists. The two-story brick home on William Street in Delaware, Ohio is where Hayes was born on October 4th,1822. He lived in the … Continue reading President Hayes’ Birthplace to be Demolished for Marijuana Dispensary →

New Bleppo Actor Confuses Young Viewers

Burbank, CA - A shakeup behind the scenes of the popular children's show "Bleppo's World" has led to some confusion among the program's young viewers. Bleppo, a live-action character who teaches lessons about friendship, first appeared on screens in 2018 and has since become a fixture for preschool-aged children. However, in recent episodes, observant kids … Continue reading New Bleppo Actor Confuses Young Viewers →

Contamination Sickens Dozens at Salsa Festival

Riverside, CA - A concerning outbreak of foodborne illness has struck dozens of attendees at the 53rd annual Riverside Salsa Festival, which took place last weekend from Friday, December 15th to Sunday, December 17th. Over 50 cases of E. coli poisoning have been reported so far, making this a worrying public health situation. Health inspectors … Continue reading Contamination Sickens Dozens at Salsa Festival →

Man With Lazy Eye Sues Streaming Service Over Gaze Tracking Ads

New Orleans, LA - A New Orleans man with amblyopia, also known as a lazy eye, has filed a lawsuit against popular streaming service StreamFlix, alleging that the company's gaze tracking advertisement technology has prevented him from being able to watch shows and movies he has paid to access. Jack Ridger, 42, claims that StreamFlix's … Continue reading Man With Lazy Eye Sues Streaming Service Over Gaze Tracking Ads →

Insurer Faces Boycott After Insulting Policyholder Labels Revealed

Tulsa, Oklahoma - Based on new revelations that have ignited public outrage, Tulsa's own "SouthernCare Insurance," a major health insurance company, is now facing a nationwide boycott after it was uncovered that they had been using disparaging and offensive labels to categorize their policyholders. The discovery has exposed a disturbing practice within the company, leading … Continue reading Insurer Faces Boycott After Insulting Policyholder Labels Revealed →

Blow Hard Dryers Faces Lawsuit for False Hygiene Claims

Boston - Blow Hard Dryers, a prominent manufacturer of electric hand dryers, is facing a class action lawsuit in the United States District Court of Massachusetts for allegedly making false claims regarding the environmental and hygienic advantages of their products. The lawsuit, filed on behalf of consumers, alleges that Blow Hard Dryers misled the public … Continue reading Blow Hard Dryers Faces Lawsuit for False Hygiene Claims →

GasPro Accused of Saving Millions by Deliberately Slowing Gas Pumps

Cincinnati, OH - GasPro, a prominent chain of gas stations headquartered in Ohio, is facing allegations that it deliberately slowed down the flow rate of their gas pumps for customers using their branded rewards cards, resulting in millions of dollars in savings for the company. The revelations became known to state authorities and consumer protection … Continue reading GasPro Accused of Saving Millions by Deliberately Slowing Gas Pumps →