
John Talbot
John has been angrily typing away behind a computer screen for the last 20 years. The community college grad hates avocado toast, social media influencers, and the word “fillet.” When not on a caffeine-fueled political rant, he can be found caring for his 3 cats.

Derek Echevarro
Derek’s coverage reliably puts everyone to sleep faster than a bottle of wine. But this amateur magician turned journalist is out to highlight all those policy issues other reporters ignore! He is a Pisces, enjoys long walks on the beach, and feels he is looking for love in all the wrong places.

Jill Flannagan
Jill entertains by penning nuanced conspiracies in nearly illegible scrawls. After getting kicked out of astronomy school, she now spends her days connecting random facts while hiding from sunlight and eating Thai food.